so like i’ve done some pretty fucked up shit lately that i feel like i should be given the award of worst human being ever but at the same time i’m glad i’m actually not wasting the few remaining years of my youth. But ugh what am i actually doing?
I want to cry and curse my vagina for having it’s period right now YOU DICK STOP BEING A VAGINA.
;_;
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So i made a song with bowls and spoons (BECAUSE DRUMS ARE DIFFICULT I WANT TO KILL IT) and pens and a djembe and my ukulele
and this is not going to my other blog because i have creepers
DING
i like people who are daring. so fun
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
(via sexualsportswear)
I should probably write a book called ‘guide to being a douche 101’
- why is naya rivera in London
- why am i not in London
(via you-had-me-at-bacon)
my cousin posing as a sexy moses




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